cinderlaura: cinderlaura: i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
maleteen: if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
areyouthedj: *lingers around on tumblr for 4+ hours after saying goodnight*
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
gooutfighting: now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
esexist: guys i’m literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
Smiling for School Photos
sodamnrelatable: EXPECTATION: REALITY: